May 2013
clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
“I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.”
– Meredith Grey (via visualcomplex)
kaosunseen:
dzamonja-swag:
rabioheab:
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
me, the teen blogger
a house with 8 nuns
a drug dealer who drives a hummer
a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where...
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
theselener:
theselener:
theselener:
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
damnsexydirkstrider:
lolinepeta:
lolinepeta:
one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
jamietheignorantamerican:
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
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Think deep when it’s past midnight.
A shitzel is a pretzel made of shit.
thedramaticsneeze:
destiel:
hayitstommo:
FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.
its not just the fandom thats hit the ground recently
TOO SOON
equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
When it rains outside
Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
unative:
time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
themoosethepietheassbutt:
congragulation:
u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony.
did you mean...
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
ladymalchav:
nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
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On another note
My condolences go out to the SPN family
every single looks painful like !?!?pain!??!
atleast i run faster than internet explorer
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THE NUMBER OF THINGS COMING FROM THE SPN FANDOM THAT ARE NOT OKAY IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE
beyoncebeytwice:
its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school
literallysnokoplasm:
i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have...
thisgingerisback:
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
acklesboner:
emilysachs:
acklesboner:
sam was crying
dean was crying
cas was crying
crowley was crying
THE FANDOM WAS CRYING
you could say the sky was crying too
