revenge is a dish that is best served... now

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:27:17 +0800

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:26:33 +0800

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:25:25 +0800

bootipop: Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:46 +0800

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:35 +0800

Something tumblr has taught me

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:10 +0800

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

gitsygiddy: all-the-gay-ships: youbettersuitup: forevercryingbecausemerlin: cartoonmotioned: ben...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:23:39 +0800

gitsygiddy:

all-the-gay-ships:

youbettersuitup:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

cartoonmotioned:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

here we come

bring the crack au’s

supernatural fandom you’re up next guys

himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:31 +0800

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

peep-toe-shoes: jointhecarrotarmy: silence-insolace: solluxforpresident: karkatforpresident: Som...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:21 +0800

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? pats u on shoulder their, they’re, there.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:07 +0800

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

koo-kai: sadhag: you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships you are allowed to walk away...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:03 +0800

koo-kai:

sadhag:

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

exactly what i needed to read tonight.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:54 +0800

slenclerman: eat-draw-write: theamericankid: I applaud anyone...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:06 +0800

slenclerman:

eat-draw-write:

theamericankid:

I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

With this. I can’t even.

wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:19:19 +0800

fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:04:53 +0800

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:04:22 +0800

masterwayne-at-221b: saltandtorchit: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS SAM WINCHESTER’S REACTION TO...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:04:13 +0800

masterwayne-at-221b:

saltandtorchit:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS SAM WINCHESTER’S REACTION TO BEING TOLD HE’S GOING TO DIE

the supernatural fandom needs a lesson in what the word ‘friendly’ means

jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:03:59 +0800

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:03:29 +0800

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear

ghosthug: swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:01:14 +0800

ghosthug:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent